Windtalkers: I suck signed John Woo

Think of a version of ‘Saving Private Ryan’, but without the suspension of disbelief, and with another hour tacked on. Nick cage must have killed 600 Japanese soldiers in this movie, most of them whilst he lacked a sense of balance. This only seemed to make him angry and also forced him to use his tommygun as if it were a pistol.

SPOILER: he died at the end, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Soon it would be over and I could go to the bathroom. That was the best part of the movie.

*The main Navajo had very white teeth.

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