chick house

I share a house with two girls, Kads and Megatron. We get along quite well, but tonight I realised that there is a problem. I am turning into a chick.

How I know:

• I was watching the News with Megatron and they said that Toni Collette would be hosting the Cannes File Festival for eleven more days. I thought to myself “she will need eleven more dresses, she can’t wear the same one twice”.
• Later, I noticed that I was watching Home & Away. I noticed this when I asked Megatron if some guy was the baby’s father. I was appalled.

I think I will have to go out tomorrow and drink beer with strippers, so that I become a man again.