Yet another note:
If it is at all possible please DONT SLAM YOUR DOOR! It is so disrupting & thoughtless.
We have a neighbour who seethes with the fire of hatred for all things. I think she is sexually frustrated.
She often leaves anonymous notes. Sometimes they start off nicely, as this one did, but get progressively less nice. She leaves a calligraphic record of her submission to anger: The letters get more CAPITALISED!; the dots get further above the ‘i’s; things start getting underlined.
Her name is Belinda, but we call her ‘The Bitch’.
By the way – the door slammed because a gust of wind blew it closed.