The reopened Newtown Hotel has a Kissing Booth, of which we took full advantage. I love her so freaking much. … [Read more...]
It’s official!
High quantlity
Looking for a supplier of VoIP phones today, and I noticed that many of them offer "high quantlity". Are they promising that the phones are good, that they are plentiful, or some combination of the two. Either way, "quantlity" is now my word of the week. … [Read more...]
maximum number of simultaneous horse attacks
I was just wondering what the world record was for maximum number of simultaneous horse attacks, and I thought "wouldn't it be nice to be number 1 in google for this?" … [Read more...]
kankertoffer? [edit: nee]
That awkward moment when my biopsy results are back and, for the first time, they take extra steps to confirm my identity, and make a special appointment for me to see the doctor, even though he doesn't take appointments. Seriously, so many moments of terror this month. [edit: not cancer] … [Read more...]
Awesome pet / computer names
Rambo Trogdor Trevor … [Read more...]
facebook killed my blog
So, my last narrative post was well over 2 years ago. That post followed the second-most recent, a year earlier. 6 or 7 years ago, I used to blog every day. This blog has been running continuously for over 12 years; the first post was on September 12th, 1999. The word "blog" wasn't even coined then, I was calling the posts "updates". My blog is dead, and I blame … [Read more...]
Facebook ads for the betrothed
Engaged people must be a hotly contested demographic for facebook PPC advertisers. Since my relationship status changed, almost all the ads I get are for wedding-related pages. An example from a single page: Party Hard at ur Wedding? Starlight Photography Luisa Via Roma (Alicia liked this page, and now I get it all the time. They are fancy shoes. Perhaps I should buy her … [Read more...]