Tweekin 1, Darryn 0 (by Jai)

Tweekin’ oh Tweekin’ my one true Love. Darryn you are evoL and this can’t go on. I must cast you and your amazing cock aside for it is the Good and Smart thing to do. Sorry, I have had many happy times. Don’t ever speak to me again!

Ain’t no friend of mine (by Hamish)

I hereby declare that I am not Darryn’s friend. I assume that I am now allowed to go to any event promoted by Good and Smart Pty Ltd, for whom W.C. and G.M. (names obscured by request – DJ) are the self-appointed spokespeople.