iOTA

Kirsten took me to the Opera House to see iOTA in a solo concert. The personal atmosphere of The Studio was just right for the acoustic performance. I went in without expectations as I really didn’t know anything about iOTA, it turns out that I did know at least 4 of the songs he performed.… Continue reading iOTA

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I, Waringah Mayor

watching the ABC News, I was startled to discover that I am the Mayor of Waringah. The ABC will hear my formal complaint ovr the misspelling of my name.

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Ancient Indian Burial Ground

I just know it. Suite 202 at work has to have been built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground. Anytime I have to work in that god-forsaken room I get nothing but problems. Take the last 6 work days for example. That’s 6! All to build 5 computers. My first hint: don’t listen… Continue reading Ancient Indian Burial Ground

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The elixir of love

I remember when Tristan told me about it. He said that it was like Lemsip, but not as good. He implied that it was not at all cokey. He was wrong. The *new* Diet Coke with Lemon flavour is all that and more. It is my new drug of choice. I want to call CCA… Continue reading The elixir of love

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Introductory formal logic

Tell me. What do we do with witches?Burn them! Burn, burn, burn!And what do we burn apart from witches?More witches!!! Wood!Good. So why do witches burn?…uh…*scratches head* *scratches nose* Cause they are made out of wood?Goooood! So how do we tell wheter she is made of wood?Build a bridge out of her!Ahh! But can we… Continue reading Introductory formal logic

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It’s just too late

Theophilus Thistler the thistle sifter, in sifting a sieveful of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Three thousand thistles. Robert Rowley rolled a round a rolled round, and if Robert Rowley rolled a round a rolled round, where is the round roll Robert Rowley rolled round? Dividing and gliding… Continue reading It’s just too late

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A very excite game

Soldier of Fortune 2 is the Counterstrike of the new millenium. It would take the lost environment of pinkjoint to match what SOF2 brings to the gamer’s lifestyle. The killing. The leaning. The headless people, on fire, with blood squirting out their necks. I like the jungle missions. They seem more real, somehow. Until you… Continue reading A very excite game

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Mo’Zilla

It crashed. Not good.

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