pranked

From time to time, in the middle of the night, I get prank calls. I am pretty sure that they are from Stephanie, one of Claudia’s friends. I don’t know why she is so interested in me after all this time, she is gay so it is not a slorey thing. Last weekend I got the following voicemail message, a special song just for me:

I love you
I’ve always loved you
I want to fuck you
in Egypt
(unintelligible because she was laughing)
and the odd looking carrots

Unfortunately I couldn’t save as an mp3 so this transcript will have to do.

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