- Why do I have to type in the number of cents when I withdraw money from an ATM? They only dispense $20 and $50 notes. It is just stupid that to withdraw one hundred dollars I have to key in 1,0,0,0,0.
- On the subject of ATMs, why doesn’t it know if I wanted a receipt? It asks if I want one, and then it says “Please take your cash, and your receipt if you asked for one“. It is a computer, it is smart enough to be able to present me with a different message depending on my choice.
- Why doesn’t the Aloe Vera juice bottle warn that it is a laxative? It tastes really nice, so I drank three litres.
Ahh, the life of a simpleton