Month: August 2002

Jean-Claude Van Darryn

Have I mentioned that I am kickboxing? I never realised that it would be this much fun. All week I am hanging out for Saturday, I even train in the gym, which is not like me. I am not exactly at the stage where I can start fights at the pub, but when I am… Continue reading Jean-Claude Van Darryn

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Danger Coffee

I just got a takeout coffee. It came with a lid. The lid has the word “DETPACK” stamped in the top. This concerns me. Is the apparently plastic lid really made of plastique? Am I in danger? Why didn’t they put one of those retun air holes on the other side of the lid? Why… Continue reading Danger Coffee

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Angry Anderson

I just finished walking back to the hotal after the X-Box party at Festival Hall. This is the Brisbane version of the old Hordern. The night was better than I expected.There were: BBQs Open Bars Actors wearing (presumably) X-Box character costumes 4 Bevan bikies, with Molls, riding through the crowd A tattoo booth (I got… Continue reading Angry Anderson

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Plates of meat

Today I came across something that you don’t see too much of these days: rhyming slang. A courier was delivering paper to my office and complaining about the lack of parking, at least, I think that was what he was saying. He wanted to know “where d’ya put yer jam jar?”. I told him to… Continue reading Plates of meat

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Lemon Thunder

Desperate times lead to desperate measures. It is Saturday night and there is no beer. There is only OP Rum. There are also a lot of lemons. An frozen diet coke. The Lemon Thunder: IngredientsThe Juice of one lemonA lidful of Rumfrozen diet coke MethodAdd to glass in order, from top to bottom.

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