I just got home from the Hopetoun Hotel, where I caught the headliners, Choko. I was pleased that I actually managed to arrive before they started their set. They played most of the old faves, with the timely addition of “Bust a Move”, dedicated to a little lady who used a killer pickup line to… Continue reading The juice that makes you itchy
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Über Slut
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Google-ised!
Most of you don’t know this, but I have an undocumented feature on Darryn.NET : every time I get a hit on the website the server makes a ‘bing’ sound. Tonight it made that sound while I was wondering what to do, so I decided to check the server logs. I was geekily delighted to… Continue reading Google-ised!
Hacked by Chinese!
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Flavor Flav Cold Lampin’
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Blast from the Past
Whilst shopping with Tristan today I got more than I bargained for. While Tristan was browsing RAM prices, I was being led outside by an insecure security guard who had something to say. Seems he had heard some stories that were just that, and wanted to tell me how he felt. It was hard to… Continue reading Blast from the Past
Adam adds to the Conspiracy
reading your site on planes – the last plane I caught to Melbourne they told the lady next to me (with baby on lap) that if we “have to stop suddenly” — like you can apply the brakes in mid-air — “her weight would crush the baby”
Inflight conspiracy?
Have you ever noticed that whenever they do the safety demonstration before a flight, the steward(esse)s are always subtly laughing? I have. At first I thought that they were just having a bit of fun, but after seeing the same kind of behaviour on many different flights in different airlines and countries, I am beginning… Continue reading Inflight conspiracy?