Author: darryn

Last week I found a townhouse that fits the bill. It has polished wooden floors, dark carpet (I hate light carpet), a private courtyard, decent sized bedroom and is in a cable area. The area is quiet at night – I know this because it is near Tristan’s townhouse, and Kellie’s also. It has 2… Continue reading Stimpy: like a furry noose around my neck

It turns out that The Bitch from #3 was pregnant, which explains her behaviour. I have spoken to her in the lift post-birth and she seemed quite human, acknowledging my existence and answering my questions. She even smiled!

I now have an Xbox. I also have Xbox Live!. I have resisted both for some time, but He has been persistent, to the point of giving me an Xbox, and giving me Live!. So tonight I signed my life away to the headset, which rewarded me by telling me that I was a bitch,… Continue reading Tristan Victorious.

Tonight, for the first time in her life, Kirsten complained that her food didn’t have enough chili in it. Next in line: wasabi.

I am number eleven for ‘homemade gatchaman’. Beat that! When you hit my website, and you come from another website, my web server can tell where you came from. This is normal. I look at where my hits come from (the referrers), most referred hits are from google, the rest are spread mostly between kippetje… Continue reading Google & XIII Mouse Problem

Kirsten is away at uni for two more weeks. During this time I will not write any girly “I miss you” blogs in the style of craigeaux. Because I am not a girl, unlike craig.

Remember Trasher 2? It is a Russian website that has a few images that interest me. I really wanted to know how he got that “corrupted” look. I posted messages on newsgroups asking for help, but no-one knew how. I was stumped. I could not find out how to do it. The Internet had failed… Continue reading Media Frenzy