Chriso was meant to post this to the Party Posse website but, since he has not done so, I will post it here. There are three signs that someone is a werewolf: They turn into a werewolf They wake up naked with blood around their mouth They sneeze when exposed to bright light Be warned.… Continue reading homo lupus (no homo)
Category: personal
i <3 robots&&dinosaurs
I just found an old love poem that I wrote for Claudia in March. At the time we were amused by the semi-emo electrikk movement. This poem is tehsecks: a robot and dinosaur met in a parkunder some trees, feet crunching in barkthe robot was mighty, the dinosaur notwhen struck by the lasers his skin… Continue reading i <3 robots&&dinosaurs
pranked
From time to time, in the middle of the night, I get prank calls. I am pretty sure that they are from Stephanie, one of Claudia’s friends. I don’t know why she is so interested in me after all this time, she is gay so it is not a slorey thing. Last weekend I got… Continue reading pranked
fetish
I have a T-shirt fetish. I have two wardrobes in my bedroom, one is for T-shirts and the other is for Miscellaneous. In my T-shirt wardrobe hang sixty-nine shirts, as I acquire new ones my least favourite go into a suitcase. There are a lot in the suitcase. Glarkware this is one of my favourite… Continue reading fetish
from my facebook graffiti wall
thanks, Mr Jolly
wet air
OMG! Tammy! You have no idea what humidity is. I’ve been to some places where it is so humid you can’t even breathe. The mildness of the Dutch summer is like dry desert air compared to everywhere else. Hahahahaha. I am a bad man.
solipsism
– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):goddammit– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):DO MY BIDDING– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):i created you– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):i can destroy you Actually I am not really a solipsist because I am not completely sure that I exist either. My fav quote from the wikipedia article: Utahraptor suggested the… Continue reading solipsism
what grinds my gears
Why do I have to type in the number of cents when I withdraw money from an ATM? They only dispense $20 and $50 notes. It is just stupid that to withdraw one hundred dollars I have to key in 1,0,0,0,0. On the subject of ATMs, why doesn’t it know if I wanted a receipt?… Continue reading what grinds my gears