Author: darryn

pranked

From time to time, in the middle of the night, I get prank calls. I am pretty sure that they are from Stephanie, one of Claudia’s friends. I don’t know why she is so interested in me after all this time, she is gay so it is not a slorey thing. Last weekend I got… Continue reading pranked

anniversary

Last Saturday marked two years since Kirsten and I broke up. I have been single since then, the longest time that I have ever been single. My plan was to use this as an excuse to go out with my married friends, they would be sure to get a leave pass to support me, their… Continue reading anniversary

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fetish

I have a T-shirt fetish. I have two wardrobes in my bedroom, one is for T-shirts and the other is for Miscellaneous. In my T-shirt wardrobe hang sixty-nine shirts, as I acquire new ones my least favourite go into a suitcase. There are a lot in the suitcase. Glarkware this is one of my favourite… Continue reading fetish

wet air

OMG! Tammy! You have no idea what humidity is. I’ve been to some places where it is so humid you can’t even breathe. The mildness of the Dutch summer is like dry desert air compared to everywhere else. Hahahahaha. I am a bad man.

solipsism

– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):goddammit– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):DO MY BIDDING– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):i created you– tiger (lamb) says (1:43 AM):i can destroy you Actually I am not really a solipsist because I am not completely sure that I exist either. My fav quote from the wikipedia article: Utahraptor suggested the… Continue reading solipsism

what grinds my gears

Why do I have to type in the number of cents when I withdraw money from an ATM? They only dispense $20 and $50 notes. It is just stupid that to withdraw one hundred dollars I have to key in 1,0,0,0,0. On the subject of ATMs, why doesn’t it know if I wanted a receipt?… Continue reading what grinds my gears