Author: darryn

I share a house with two girls, Kads and Megatron. We get along quite well, but tonight I realised that there is a problem. I am turning into a chick. How I know: I was watching the News with Megatron and they said that Toni Collette would be hosting the Cannes File Festival for eleven… Continue reading chick house

From here. Began does earn several bonus points for posting the comment under the pseudonym Erols.

– tiger says (1:41 PM):i am going to hellBreigh says (1:41 PM):well it’s not like we didn’t see it coming

T > C 20:15 walkingrek just gave me a unicorn necklace!C > T 20:26 Wow! I told Stephanie that and she said 3 Starburst lollypops are better!T > C 20:27 ‘sifT > W 20:31 (pic)C > T 21:07 Me and Miss Ward are going to be a Mahoot and look after the elephant! Stone sober… Continue reading friday

The 25th of April is ANZAC Day, an Australian holiday to remember the sacrifices made by our servicepeople in various wars. We recognise their sacrifice by doing what they would have liked to do: we drink beer and gamble.

I spent a lot of time with Claudia over Easter. I like her. She gave me a three-day ticket to The Great Escape, a music festival held at the Newington Armoury, and we went together. We are lazy and slack and night-owls, so we only went at night. On Friday night we saw Wolfmother and… Continue reading do ants have guts?

Claudia insisted that I post with this title. People say that I am a slore, but that is not true. I am as sweet and innocent as a little lamb [proof]. Claudia, on the other hand, is indeed a dirty great slore [proof]. Of course, I cannot write about the source of this title. I… Continue reading it never rains, it slores